Screw Africans and cancer kids...Stephen Baldwin needs your money, NOW more than ever.

restorestephenbaldwin.org

I want to puke. Seriously. What is wrong with people. You know what?

I am going to start my own for Gary Coleman who lives about 10 miles away from us. He is much more messed up than Stephen Baldwin and broke too.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

You can send donations to restoregarycoleman@gmail.com, that I have created for him for the purpose of restoring Gary Coleman to his (Diff'rent Strokes, pre-parents stealing all his money) days.

I will, ahem, makes sure he gets the money. After all, Cicada and I did see him once outside of Red Robin in Provo, so we are bffs now.